THE 4TH MEAL

From the depths of the 12TH MEAL vaults comes “Sticky Wickets” aka Episode 3 of FOOD DOODLES.  All the cards are on the table as MARSH, JUNKYARD and CAPRICA discuss man, art, beauty, destruction, 12TH MEAL, 6TH MEAL, 5TH MEAL, Abrogioh,  hate, boxes and 4TH MEAL.  All of this while staring across the table and through a nice garbaged bouquet of flowers.

CAPTION KARL spent a lot of extra time wording this piece together for everyone so we gotta slap for that.  Two more episodes before the death of season one so be sure to keep your eyes peeled.

 

Directed by CAPRICA SITHMEAL.

“Sometimes I just HATE.” - JUNKYARD DOG

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Here we are with our second installment of FOOD DOODLES and yet another glimpse into the kitchen of LE WALLET.  This time a fresh faced CANDY FOREMAN battles wits with a less than agreeable JUSTIN FRYE.  A short pause to drink seems to clear the air before some large life questions are put to CANDYMAN and the viewer.

As we go deeper into FOOD DOODLES we look forward to seeing each of your favorite 4TH MEAL characters rising and tackling the greatest of tasks.  We’re absolutely proud to state that we feel that our newest program is truly cookin.

 

Directed by CAPRICA SITHMEAL.

“Time hasn’t been on my hands… it’s been on my mind and the tip of my tongue.” - TRUSTY 5THMEAL

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The first installment of FOOD DOODLES takes us all the way back to 2011 in Bushwick.  The viewer is transported into Mr. Kiwis’ 24 hour mess hall and then deep into Le Wallet where the imaginations is stirred just like the ramen.

It’s apparent here that MARSH is currently in control of the direction of this program but we all agree that it wouldn’t be the same without SUGAR MIKE MEAL and the elusive short haired JUNKYARD DAWG

Directed by CAPRICA SITHMEAL.

“Why make a show about nothing when you can just press record and there you go.” - SITHMEAL

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The first installment of JUNKYARD’s new clip programming entitled “ANSWERS WITH JUNKYARD” focuses on legendary New York jazz musician FREDDIE 5THMEAL.  Featuring two of his seminal performances at New York’s world class jazz arena, THE PLAYPEN.  FRED’s natural dog run abilities on the deep horn and his knack for impoverization really help to highlight him as one of jazz’s all time greatest players and influences for future players.  Obviously he made a huge impact with JYD.

Special thanks to FREDWARD 5THMEAL and his family for allowing us to use this previously unreleased footage.  Both songs featured in this clip were originally captured by TV GRID 4 but thanks to the the media merger of 2004…they are now finally able to see the light of day.

Looks like JUNKYARD got a tattoo.  That’s 10 points.  You’re move MARSH.  The competition is getting fierce and yet even still not one official “vs” clip has been released.  We’re current backlogged with filmage and still in need of interns to help us through this process and the mealy task clean up TAD’s butting. HAND JOB’s predictions are really beginning to ding true.

Directed by CAPRICA 6THMEAL.

“Music is art made out of sound particles colliding. I’m the collision.” - 12TH MEAL 

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Meet 9TH MEAL in his first clip, “133RD MEAL” and it’s pretty clear that 9TH MEAL and the bunch dosed with this one.  “SUGAR” MIKE MEAL is a big fan and it’s pretty obvious why.  In this star studly mix of clipatures we are graced with BALCER, ANNIE, SUGAR MIKE MEAL, 9TH MEAL, 12TH MEAL, THE OM3, and BIEBER MEAL.

9TH MEAL’s legacy is just now being fully understood but we expect in time that he will once again astound and astonish us with his uber crucial signature grooves and weird mealsthetics.

Directed by CAPRICA 6THMEAL.

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Meet SUGAR MIKE MEAL in his first clip, “DON’T BLOW YOUR COOL” and it’s pretty clear that SUGAR and the gang laid the fancy footwork with this one.  MARSH is a huge fan and it’s pretty clear why…not to mention that word on the street is JUNKYARD and MARSH are mealing up some solo clips for 4M.  The futures looking cool, 12M.  Hace Frio!

Directed by CAPRICA 6THMEAL.

Special thanks to the beautiful CARAVELLES and their hot ass track “Don’t Blow Your Cool.”  We didn’t.

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Already being hailed as “the shoot heard round the world”…CANDY FOREMANN gets the real skinny here on JUNKYARD v MARSH from inside friend CAPRICA 6THMEAL.  Things don’t get as physical as you might as expect but there are always plenty of surprises round CANDYS CORNERCAPRICA opens up and CANDY tastes the sweets.  Word is GORDON shows his mug towards the end of the clip…that is if you can make it through all 15 minutes.  Lots of Easter treats if you do.  15 minutes is really pushing the concept of a clip but we’re rollin with the seasonal flow.  Either way 4M is totally high on anticipation now from viewing the “vs” clips and we could use a big ol Neti Pot of our own.

TAD N TOD are quite the production team and though they might be new to TV, we aren’t worried. We’re not interested in the past.  TV is the past.  FORM TV is NOW!  Just like the CANDYMANN says “We want NOWNOW!”  Gotta throw a 5TH MEAL up for that one.

“Learn how they operate.” - 12TH MEAL

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Honorary 5TH MEAL for DEATH GRIPS.  This clip rules.

“It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes… 5TH MEAL” - 12TH MEAL

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Teaser 4: Here we go…it’s what you’ve all been waiting for….the latest and final teaser before the real shit, JUNKYARD v MARSH begins.  CAPRICA 6THMEAL’s editing team really knocked it out of the park with this one and we can’t wait to see what they do with the coming clips.

JOY FOULETTE said that he overheard someone at DAY N NITE talking about HAND JOB, Bushwick’s darkest palm reader. Apparently she was claiming to know the outcome of the competition but she wouldn’t be telling anyone who the winner was going to be…unless they bought her a pink and green slushee.  JOY had already spent his two bucks on a small coffee, a fish and he ended up giving his last quarter to the bum who always threatens 9TH MEAL just because he wears capes…so I guess we’ll all just have to wait and see.  5TH MEAL.

We’ll be hearing more from all those people later.  Let the funky games begin.

“What’s with this light taking forever?.” - 12TH MEAL 

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